RESURRECTION CHAPTER 5

Director D rolled his eyes as his phone had gone off for the gajillionth time. “WHAT NOW” he groaned as he checked the text. It said the same as always;

"come play poker with us bro we dont have enough pple"

Then his phone started to ring nonstop.
He picked up his phone feeling very emotionally drained and fustrated. “What the hell do you want!? Don’t you know I’m babysitting the itsy bitsy spider here!?”

Binary Bard chuckled mischievously. “OF COURSE I DO. I’m just offering you a...lets call it...a break.”

“Yeah, well last time I took one of your offers of a so-called one of your...“BREAKS”, I got yelled at by herself and my girlfriend!

Suddenly, his binary friend began to laugh, as if teasing him.
“WHAT’S SO FUNNY!?” Director D yelled as he started to rage.

“It’s that you’re so weakened by women. You seem to do almost ANYTHING for them!” Binary Bard said dramatically.

“A-AM NOT!”
“Are too!”

“NO!”

“YES.”

“YOURE WRONG.”

“I’m PRETTY sure I’m right. I’ll name more than once, if that’s what you’re thinking of. We’re wasting time. NOW will you come over? We saved you that comfy chair you happen to fall head-over-heels for,” he said before hanging up.

Director D sighed and considered what Binary Bard had accused him of. Of course, he realized from the start that he was correct. Due to his shipload of knowledge (and lets not forget the fact that he’s a cyborg now), he’s practically NEVER wrong. “Alright BB. You win this time.” he muttered as he scribbled on a sticky note in case Black Widow was wondering where he was and left.

As Director D arrived, the house was in complete chaos.
“AW! DD! YA MADE IT!” Binary Bard screamed in a slightly slurred voice.
“What the hell happened here!?” he partially yelled while trying to avoid the glass bottles and other objects being thrown.
“Easter bunny here decided it would be smart and fun to bring a whole cart of drinks” Copy Cat suddenly said while showing her face from her safe hiding spot under the table.

With that being said, Dr. Hare angrily sprayed his drink out of his mouth. “STOP CALLING ME THAT”
“Ugh...I’ve had enough of this crap. I’m leaving while I’m still sober and alive.” Copy Cat said while trying to find the safe way to get to the door.

“DD!” Binary Bard yelled. “GET OVER HERE! NOW!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME DD!”

“BUT IT’S YOUR INITIALS!” Binary Bard yelled with his signature mischievous grin pasted on his face.

“But it sounds like my mom’s name! Aw...whatthehell...why am I even talking to you? You’re drunk! I’m probably gonna have to leave now, not that I’m unhappy that I have to leave. I left a note telling a lie that I’m at the grocery store, and by now, Black Widow or Betty has probably seen it,” he yelped as a bottle flew over his head before hollering over his shoulder, “AND IT DOESN’T TAKE THIS LONG TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE!”

The door slammed. Not like it mattered. It was still practically a war zone in whoever’s house they were in.

“D-DIRECTOR D!” called Copy Cat. “YOU FORGOT TO SAVE ME! THEY’RE GONNA ATTACK ME IF THEY FIND OUT THAT I HAVE MONEY THAT I’M NOT WILLING TO SHARE!” she yelled, aware what she was saying. But it didn’t make a difference. Practically everyone was as drunk as a sailor.

“Black Widow, haven’t you seen him?”

“Nope.” the dark-haired woman said with her arms crossed.

“...oh wait...what’s this?” Betty Jetty picked up the note. “Oh...he’s at the store...hopefully…”

“I bet ya anything he’s not!”

“Well...we’ll see.”

“Ok, howabout this. If he comes home without groceries or is even drunk, you owe me thirty bucks. If he comes home with groceries, I owe you it.”

“You’re only saying that because you highly believe you’d win you stinker!”

“Yeah. Pretty much.”

The door unlocked, revealing Director D with a pile of groceries in his arms. “HEY! Betty! I bought ya some groceries!”

Betty smirked at Black Widow.

“ARGH. FINE.” She groaned loudly as she forked over thirty dollars.